Friday, August 7, 2009

Diva Bunny




How to irritate a teenager rabbit.

1) Physical contact. Any physical contact is guarenteed to send the Sage running.
2) The threat of physical contact. Try and touch Sage's nose. Unless you're a cute child with sticky fingers she's running with a thump of disdain.
3) Touch anything that belongs to her. The world belongs to her.
4) Talk to her. She doesn't want to hear the sound of a human's voice thank-you-very-much
5) Look at her. Did she give you permission to look in her direction? I didn't think so.
6) Exist. Really, it is QUITE irritating and I should stop doing it immediately!

2 comments:

  1. Well put ... (where is Audrey?)

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  2. I am still waiting for an address - will re-email requesting. Time slipped away from me!

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