If my bunny kept a journal, or a diary, it would read something like this..
The human sucks. Today she plucked me bald and then cut off my toes. She only gave me ONE papaya treat after the torture. I flicked her several times, thumped to make sure she was watching and then flicked a few more times for good measure.
I know where she sleeps. She's getting a soggy pillow tonight.
I'm not actually sure about the soggy pillow, but if you saw the LOOKS I kept getting.. Apparently it's MY fault she's middle-aged now and can no longer stomach as many sugary treats.
Bad human, no snuggles.